Embracing the con in consultancy
We started on the assumption that most consultancy is bullshit.
So we’re here to give you a choice.
Either pay 5000 dollars for a college graduate to come in and tell you what to do just to please your boss. Or you hire a Bullshit Consultant.
We'll come in unprepared, and together we'll have fun combining enough buzzwords about changing the paradigms in your business to convince your boss that you're worthy.
Meet Our Consultants
We don’t even know if our consultants will be buried covered in their MBA’s, Forbes 30 under 30 appearances and/or Football Trophies.
These are just genuinely nice people you’ll enjoy spending half a day with. Refreshing, isn’t it?
Revealed the underlying patterns responsible for macro economic changes impacting emerging markets. Spoiler: it’s all about magnetic forces peeps. Favourite buzzword: high-purpose.
Are you genuinely nice? Join us.
There’s no promise in compromise
Well. Maybe there is. But there shouldn’t be. This is what you can expect from us.
All style, no substance
We’ll come in looking all consultant. Driving our empty heads and Tesla right into your reserved parking spot.
The first thing we’ll learn when meeting you, is your name. True genius gets destroyed by research.
We’ll be kind
So you’re paying us somewhere north of € 1250 for 4 hours of fun. Even if we hate you, that’s more than enough to act like we don’t.
Book Your Consultant
Contact us to book one of our beloved Bullshit Consultants.
You’ll get half a day of fun whilst co-creating a keynote containing your favourite mumbo jumbo. We’ll charge whatever huge amount you need to make it look like we’re actually worth our money.
Giant phallic shaped building
Expensive city, Prestigious State